"Big Bubba Ray" (eganward01)
04/10/2014 at 15:37 • Filed to: None | 1 | 19 |
I saw a 3 Series GT.
My eyeballs rolled into the back of my head. Vomit spewed from my mouth and nose. Blood trickled from my ears and I ran over a whole class of kindergartners.
I then crashed into a guardrail which sent my Outback into a deadly barrel roll, finally landing on the roof were I died. The last thing I ever saw was a 3 Series GT.
Nah, that didn't actually happen, but those are not particularly attractive cars.
Alex B
> Big Bubba Ray
04/10/2014 at 15:41 | 0 |
Yeah, I've seen one too. Ick!
Sir Halffast
> Big Bubba Ray
04/10/2014 at 16:11 | 0 |
Did you burn it?
Allayn
> Big Bubba Ray
04/10/2014 at 16:12 | 1 |
I tend to wonder why BMW makes certain things...
Then I remember they make this :)
*4 series Grand Coupe*
Hermann
> Allayn
04/10/2014 at 16:15 | 1 |
4 and the 6 grand coupes are so beautiful they almost balance the 3 and the 5 GTs.
Allayn
> Hermann
04/10/2014 at 16:19 | 0 |
Almost... A diesel sport model would balance things I would think
Sn210
> Big Bubba Ray
04/10/2014 at 16:21 | 0 |
ME TOO!!!
Hermann
> Allayn
04/10/2014 at 16:28 | 0 |
Diesel sport model of the GTs, you mean?
Audi-os, amigos
> Big Bubba Ray
04/10/2014 at 16:51 | 0 |
It's just.......it's just got too much ass!
ZHP Sparky, the 5th
> Allayn
04/10/2014 at 17:13 | 0 |
You could throw a rock and hit eleven 3 and 4 series cars around here, but I still haven't seen a single 4 Grand Coupe....are we sure it actually exists?
Big Bubba Ray
> Audi-os, amigos
04/10/2014 at 17:23 | 0 |
It's terrible! I'd only seen them in pictures and they looked great, until today's episode.
Big Bubba Ray
> Sir Halffast
04/10/2014 at 17:27 | 0 |
I would if I could.
Big Bubba Ray
> Sn210
04/10/2014 at 17:28 | 0 |
You crashed and died also when you saw the GT??
Big Bubba Ray
> Allayn
04/10/2014 at 17:29 | 0 |
BMW will be forgiven because they make the M3/4 and 6 Series Gran Coupe.
Big Bubba Ray
> Alex B
04/10/2014 at 17:30 | 0 |
Awful looking cars.
Alex B
> Big Bubba Ray
04/10/2014 at 17:36 | 0 |
It pretty much lacks the hofmeister kink. BMW says it's in the Bimmerang though
lutze
> Big Bubba Ray
04/10/2014 at 17:38 | 0 |
In silver, yes, and the 5GT has an ass no mother could love.
But, the 3 GT in darker colors, especially the blue, is really a rather handsome car, imo
Big Bubba Ray
> lutze
04/10/2014 at 17:45 | 0 |
The one I saw was black. Still not my cup of tea.
Sn210
> Big Bubba Ray
04/10/2014 at 18:04 | 0 |
yes.
Stef Schrader
> Big Bubba Ray
04/11/2014 at 06:24 | 0 |
Haha. I keep seeing one like the one in this picture. I hate that side vent thing the most. It looks like something purchased out of the "Accessories" aisle at Auto Zone.